Funny Truths...

• Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
• Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
• Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
• They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.
• A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
• Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
• Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but
  whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
• You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.
• True friends stab you in the front.
• Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
• Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
• Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
• My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
• Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
• Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
• It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
• They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
• Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
• Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
• Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.