Recession.....

XYZ Office -> A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees
are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within

3 mins & every employee gathered outside office. 10 mins

passed..................................5 more mins passed.








Security Officer -> Announcement started, "Dear Employees - With melting

heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a

last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employee. While

moving in who-so-ever ID card won't work are lay off & all their

belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this

approach as we don't want to fill email box size with layoff mail in

thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office". Hope you have nice