Page from a 'Guy's Dairy!!!

Everyone in their lives would have had crushes, and me too had my share

of crushes. But, it didn't take much time for each of them to turn to

crashes.


None of my crushes took off, or probably they crashed even before they

took off !! Today, when I look back, I cant manage but to have a laugh.


My first crush was on Miss R. I was in my tenth then. We happened to

speak only once. It was when I had offered her a coke. She refused to

have it and the very next moment I gulped it down. I still cant forget

the dumbstruck look on her face. A few days later, she started going

around with one of my classmates. They used to go for wonderful evening

walks, Miss R, my classmate and her doggy. Unfortunately(fortunately for

me), the affair didn't last too long. On one such romantic walk of

theirs, my classmate was bitten by the doggy. He brought up the question

: Its me or the dog......she chose the dog !!! The news gave me sadistic

pleasure.



I was in a co-ed school for my 11th-12th. I got very friendly with Miss

N in my class. It appeared to me that...yes...she is the girl. One day,

Miss N came and sat next to me...close...really close.....my heart beats

shot up. She said.. I want to tell you something....but please maintain

it as a secret. I knew...this was it...yes....she went on...you

know...X(another classmate of mine) proposed me......and I too like

him...and I accepted. I am telling you coz you are like my

brother.......WHAT THE HECK ? As if the first news wasn't bad enough,

the second sounded suicidal. I looked at her with an artificial smile

and said....Congrats S..S..Sis !!!



The next crush didn't take much time to happen. It was Miss S who walked

in to class. I literally had my jaws hanging seeing her. We became good

friends...but I never fancied my chances...given the Miss N experience.

She was my Biology project partner....while she did the project...I

concentrated on her biology ! Just as the boards got over, and as I was

mustering enough courage to tell her, her dad got transferred. She

changed the city.



Next in engineering college, there was this hottie in my class.

Boy....she was a babe...Miss G. She used to stand opposite to me in the

chemistry lab.I prayed for some chemistry to happen between us.

But I guess, she was much smarter than I was. Miss G realised that

I used to mess up all my titration experiments coz I used to be

looking at her and not the lab apparatus. I called her out ALONE

on my b'day. She turned up with her whole bunch of friends.

The girls kept giggling and I looked for a place where I could go

and bang my head. I steered clear of her for the rest of my

engineering days.



Moving on from here, it was a major success story. This time round, it

took some time for things to crash....just a little longer..a bit more

than five years. Everything seemed like a fairy tale when the crash

factor took the better of me.



By this time, I was in my job and I decided to use the term "interest"

instead of crush. So , my interest grew in Miss L in office. I thought

she was a very pretty lady. Thankfully, the growth of my interest

stopped very soon, the moment I learnt that she was supposed to go on

leave the next week for her marriage. She was to marry her long time

boyfriend. Only one thought came to my mind....The good ones are always

taken !!!



Ha ha ha.....thankfully.....I have grown out of all these.......no more

CRUSHES.....so no chances of CRASHES......

I live this way now.....hey...wait.....who is this girl????
!!!!!!!!!!!!!



In the End Boys will be Boys. hehehehe