How to identify different cities in India...

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkata




Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's "Amchi Mumbai"...busy place dude.....


Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.. The first two get together & beat him up.. That's Delhi



Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall. That's Ahmedabad .


Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program. That's Bangalore .



Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A Guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't Like all this nonsense. Peace comes in. That's Chennai.


Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles Now 50 guys are fighting. You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB !!!


Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting.. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends. You are in Goa .

Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes and resolve their fight with the help of others passing over there.
You are in the Heart of India ( M.P).

Scenario 10
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house. And says" aamchya
gharasamor bhandu naka, dusarikade jaun bhanda ( dont fight in front of my place, go somewhere else and keep fighting)". That's Pune for sure!!!

and best of all


Scenario 11

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes and slaps both of them.

And says

" saale apan k area me dada ban raha hai kya re ( hey dude... this is my place ... never show up here again ) ".

Its NAGPUR