MBA Vs BE

A MBA and a BE go on a camping trip, set up their tent , and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the MBA wakes his BE friend. "

look up at the sky and tell me what you see." The BE replies, "I see

millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

The BE ponders for a minute.

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies

and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and

we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"

The MBA is silent for a moment, then speaks.

"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".

" MBA = 100% COMMON SENSE "