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Sunday, July 31, 2011

Hangover ...






A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open
his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of
water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him,
all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.


He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is
on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.
Love You!"

Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there
is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table,
eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.

Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when
you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything
in order and so clean, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?
I should expect a big quarrel with her!"


His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said,


"LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"

Moral :
Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00
Broken crockery - $ 800.00
Breakfast - $ 10.00


Saying the Right Thing While Drunk - "PRICELESS

2 Comments:

  • At August 20, 2011 at 3:09 AM , Blogger Tricia2011 said...

    haha i love it, made me laugh thanks:D

     
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