Technology, Innovations, Funn, Day to Day.......!!

Monday, March 31, 2008

Do you have Original Mobile.....???



Would you like to know if your mobile is original or not ?????
Press the following on your mobile *#06# and the-international mobile equipment identity number appears. Then check the 7th and 8th numbers:



IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 02 or 20 this means your cell phone was assembled in Emirates which is very Bad quality

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 08 or 80 this means your cell phone was manufactured in Germany which is fair quality

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 01 or 10 this means your cell phone was manufactured in Finland which is very Good

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 00 this means your cell phone was manufactured in original factory which is the best Mobile Quality

IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 13 this means your cell phone was assembled in Azerbaijan which is very Bad quality and also dangerous for your health

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Indian....

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the World.






So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China.





On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he
Noticed a golden telephone


mounted on the wall with a sign that read
'$10,000 per call'.





The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what
The telephone was used for.





The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for
$10,000 you could talk to God.




The American thanked the priest and went along his way.



Next stop was in Japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the
Same golden telephone with the same sign under it.



He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in China and
He asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.

She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000
He
Could talk to God.


' O.K., thank you,' said the American.


He then traveled to Pakistan , Srilanka , Russia , Germany and France ...

In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same '$10,000
Per call' sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India to

See if Indians had the same phone.


He arrived in India , and again, in the first church he entered, there
Was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read

'One
Rupee per call.'


The American was surprised so he


asked the priest about the sign.
'Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden
Telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to

Heaven,
But in the US the price was $10,000 per call.


Why is it so cheap here?'


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The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in India now, Son - it's a

Local
Call'.
This is the only heaven on the Earth.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Proposing in Marathi......

"प्रपोज केल्यानंतर" मुलीकडून साधारणता "कोणती उत्तरे "मिळू शकतात त्याबद्दल काही....



१. नाही SSSSSSS
२. शी . किती घाणेरडे विचार आहेत तुझे ?
३. मी तर तुला 'तसल्या नजरेने' पाहिलेच नाही ... मी तुला फक्त एक चांगला [ हे अजून वर ] दोस्त मानते ...
४. मी "ऑलरेडी एंगेज" आहे.
५. प्लीज, माझा असल्या "फालतू गोष्टींवर" विश्वास नाही. माझ्यासाठी माझे 'शिक्षण, करियर व कुटुंबिय' महत्त्वाचे
आहेत....
६. आपली तर आत्ता कुठे चांगली ओळख झाली आहे, तु तर मला अजून व्यवस्थीत ओळखत पण नाहीस, मला वाटतं की हे कदाचित "आकर्षण" असावे ...
७. तु किती कमावतोस ? / तुझा बॅलेंस किती आहे?
८. मागच्या वर्षीच तर मी तुला "राखी" बांधली होती !!!!
९. माझी अशा गोष्टींसाठी अजून 'मानसीक तयारी' झाली नाही ....
१०. मी माझ्या बाबांना / दादाला विचारून सांगते ....
११. मुर्ख , एवढी छोटीसी आणि महत्त्वाची गोष्ट सांगायला येवढा उशिर करतात का ?
१२. मला माहित आहे. बोलुन दाखवण्याची गरज नाही ....
१३. सॉरी ....
१४. "आरश्यात तोंड बघ मेल्या ... म्हणे तू मला आवडतेस !!!"
१५. मी तर तुला भावासमान मानते [ पण मी मानत नाही ना !!! ]
१६. होय, मला पण तू आवडतोस , पण तू माझा विश्वासघात करणार नाहिस ना ?
१७. गाढवा, आधिच नाहीस का सांगायचं, आता वेळ निघून गेली [ म्हणजे दुसरे कोणतेतरी चांगले "गाढव" सापडले ]
१८. तु जर थोडे आधी सांगितले असते तर मी कदाचित विचार केला असता ....
१९. नालायका , तुझी हिंम्मत कशी झाली मला असे विचारायची ?" [ त्यानंतर कदाचित एक छानशी कानफाडीत ...]
२०. ती : मला विचार करायला वेळ हवा आहे ...

तो : नक्की किती ? [ अजून आशा आहे तर ....]
ती : ७ जन्म .... [ यानंतर मुलगा बेशुद्ध ...]

२१. नीच माणसा, मी तर एक "विवाहित स्त्री" आहे तरीपण ....
२२. सॉरी , माझे तुझ्या मित्रावर / छोट्या भावावर प्रेम आहे ....
२३. हा हा....हा हा हा.... हा हा हा हा
ही ही ... ही ही ही ... ही ही ही ही
२४. लग्नाच्या आधी माझा असल्या कुठल्याही फालतू गोष्टीत गुंतण्याचा विचार नाही....
२५. मातीत जा ... मला त्याची पर्वा नाही ....
२६. तु माझ्यासाठी काय करू शकसिल ?
२७. मी कितवी आहे? हा हा हा ....
२८. मी तुझ्याबद्दल "तसला विचार' कधी केलाच नाही ...
२९. माझ्या भावाला भेट, तो तुला व्यवस्थित समजावून सांगेल....
३०. का ??? "स्वाती" नाही म्हणली का?
३१. पण तू तर "सपना च्या" मागे होतास , तिने काय थप्पड वगैरे मारली का ?
३२. किती दिवसांकरता ? सॉरी किती तासांकरता ?
३३. " जे काही बोलायचे आहे ते लवकर बोलुन टाक, माझ्या मुलाची शाळेतून येण्याची वेळ झाली आहे..."
३४. कित्तीSSSS छान ....
३५. पुढच्या ४ महिन्यांची 'वेटिंग लिस्ट ' पन फुल्ल आहे ...
३६. क्काय SSSSS
३७. आत्ताच्या आत्ता इथून निघून जा नाहितर ....
३८. मला वटतयं कदाचित मी "एंगेज" असेन ...
३९. मझ्याकडे तुझ्यापेक्षा जास्त चांगले "ऑप्शन" आहेत...
४०. मला ह्या गोष्टीबद्दल काहिएक बोलायची इच्छा नाही. त्यानंतर ती त्याच्याकडे दुर्लक्ष करायला लागते .....
४१. माझ्या "बॉयफ्रेंडला" कळले तर तुला त्रास होईल कारण तो खूप तापट आहे ...
४२. खरेतर माझ्या 'चुलत बहिणीला' तू खूप आवडतोस म्हणून मग .....
४३. माझ्या आईला तुझे वागणे, बोलणे, चालणे आवडणार नाही .........
४४. "काय पाहिलसं असं माझ्यात ?????"
४५. सन्नकन एक कानाखाली [ शब्दापेक्षा कृती अधिक बोलकी ...]
४६. हाहाहा ... मला वाटलं नव्हत की तू येवढा चलू निघशीलं .....
४७. नाईस जोक ....
४८. तुम्ही मुल दुसरा कुठला विचार करू शकत नाही का ? कुठली चांगली मुलगी दिसली की लगेच लागले मागे ....
४९. अछ्छा तु पन का ? मला वटले की फक्त राहूल, दिनेश , रवि ... माझ्या मागे आहेत ... असे म्हणून चालायला
लागते ........
५०. गाढवा, तुला तर व्यवस्थि प्रपोज पण करता येत नाही... पहिल्यांदाच करतो आहेस कस ? ठिक आहे, चल मी तुल
शिकवते कसे करायचे ते ....

Friday, March 28, 2008

New Innovations.....







Thursday, March 27, 2008

Beware while charging your cell phones....

A person was charging his mobile at his home.

Just at that time a call Came in and he answered it with the
Instrument still connected to the outlet.

See what happened




After a few seconds electricity flowed into the cell phone unrestrained and the young man was thrown to the ground with a heavy thud.

His parents rushed to the room only to find him unconscious, with a weak heartbeat and burnt fingers.






He was rushed to the nearby hospital, but was pronounced dead on arrival.

Cell phones are a very useful modern invention.


However, we must be aware that it can also be an instrument of death.

Never use the cell phone while it is hooked to the electrical outlet!

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

College Days....





KUCHH BAATEN BHOOLI HUYI,
KUCHH PAL BEETE HUYE.


HAR GALTI KA EK BAHANA,
AUR PHIR SABKI NAZAR ME AANA,


EXAM KI POORI RAAT JAGNA,
PHIR BHI QUESTION DEKH KAR SAR KHUJLANA.


MAUKA MILE TO CLASS BUNK KARNA,
PHIR DOSTO KE SATH COFFEE PINE JANA.


USKI EK JHALAK DEKHNE ROJ COLLEGE JANA,
AUR DEKHTE DEKHTE ATTENDANCE BHOOL JANA.


HAR PAL EK NAYA SAPNA,
AAJ TO TUTE PHIR BHI HAI APNA.


YE COLLEGE KE DIN,
IN LAMHO KO ZINDGI MEIN JEE BHAR KAR JEELO,
PHIR KAL YAAD KARKE MUSKURANA ...........





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Monday, March 24, 2008

Do U know This...

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Shayari's by software engineers ...

Meri... Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...


Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye..

Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...

Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...


Ho gayi galti humse, Click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Tumse mila main kal to, Mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili To kehti ho: Your file not found!

Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, Nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, Pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, Ho jaata hai server down


Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, Create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, Wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, Time out ho gaya

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, Jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your Yahoo/MSN ID, Aao karein chat

Tum jabse meri zindagi, mein aayi ho banke female,
Yaad raha na ab kuch, Na postman , Na e-Mail

Joh sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga...

Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki message Aanna Band Hai.......
Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Web Server band hai.......

Badli hai duniya , kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon

Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai?
Are Tankha milti hai aur timepass ho jata hai..

teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
kabhi offline to kabhi online piya

Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo project testing kar rahe hote hai

Friday, March 21, 2008

Do You Know This......???

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'

Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented.. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Self motivation






If you want something you never had,
You need to do something you have never done.
If u r not taking any RISKS.....U r taking a big RISK...

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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

CRISIL IPO grade 4/5 assigned to the IPO of UTI Asset Management Company Ltd.

CRISIL has assigned a CRISIL IPO Grade "4/5" (pronounced "four on five") to the proposed initial public offer of UTI Asset Management Company Ltd. (UTI AMC). This grade indicates that the fundamentals of the issue are above average relative to other listed equity securities in India. However, this grade is not an opinion on whether the issue price is appropriate in relation to the issue fundamentals.

The offer price for the issue may be higher or lower than the level justified by its fundamentals. The grade is not a recommendation to buy / sell or hold the graded instrument, the graded instrument's future market price or its suitability for a particular investor.

The grading reflects UTI AMC's position as one of the leading players in the mutual funds industry. The company has a higher proportion of retail and equity assets under management (AUM) as compared to other players by virtue of its strong retail distribution channel and brand recognition. The retail base helps UTI AMC to better manage the churn of assets, while the higher proportion of equity provides higher recurring management fees as compared to debt funds. The grading reflects CRISIL's expectation that the management will be able to harness these strengths to mobilise mutual fund assets and register growth to substitute the expected decline in income from the Specified Undertaking of Unit Trust of India (SUUTI*). CRISIL also expects that in spite of being a specialised asset management company; UTI AMC will be able to effectively compete with universal service providers like the ICICI group, the HDFC group and the Reliance (ADAG) group.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Incident in Ahmedabad

A newborn baby girl survived an ignoble birth after slipping down the toilet bowl of a moving Indian train onto the tracks when a pregnant woman unexpectedly gave birth while relieving herself on Monday.

"My delivery was so sudden," said the Bhuri Kalbi, the mother of the infant, born two months prematurely. "I did not even realize that my child had slipped from the hole in the toilet."

Kalbi, a 33-year-old woman from a village in Rajasthan, fainted on the toilet seat after the birth for a few minutes before waking up and alerting her family.
"They stopped the train and ran on the tracks to find the baby," she said, speaking from her hospital bed in the western city of Ahmedabad.

Railway staff at a nearby station were alerted and soon found the newborn girl lying uninjured on pebbles by the track. She is now in intensive care because of her premature birth, doctors said.

Most toilets on Indian trains are filthy chutes emptying directly onto the tracks.

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Monday, March 17, 2008

Overseas looking for India...

Overseas companies are required to obtain general or special permission of the Reserve Bank of India (RBI) for carrying out any activity relating to agriculture or plantation.


A foreign company or individual planning to set up business operations in India – but choosing not to establish a subsidiary or to form a joint venture with an Indian partner – can do so by establishing Liaison, Project and Branch offices in India. Approval from the RBI is required for opening such offices. Application for setting up such offices may be submitted to RBI in form FNC 1 (forms can be downloaded from http://www.rbi.org.in/scripts/BS_ViewFemaForms.aspx). Such companies also have to register themselves with the Registrar of Companies (ROC – for contact information check http://www.namasthenri.com/shares/ROC.HTM) within 30 days of setting up a place of business in India.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Touching Picture!!

Friday, March 14, 2008

Your Priority....

Five things are happening in your house at the same time. In which
sequence would you solve them?

1. The telephone is ringing!
2. The baby is crying!
3. Someone's knocking or calling you from the front door!
4. You hung the clothes out to dry and it is beginning to rain!
5. You left the tap on in the kitchen and the water is alreadyoverflowing!

In which sequence would you solve these problems? Write the sequence and check below how your decisions were made.



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Answer:
Every individual point represents something in your life.

On the list you can see which meaning every point has:

1. Telephone represents Work
2. Baby represents Family
3. Door represents Friends
4. Clothes represent Money
5. Tap represents Love Life

Your chosen sequence determines the priorities in your life

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Smart Answer...

ONE EXTRA SHOT

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question.

Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.

"What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"

"How" the interviewer asked,

"Sorry Sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

The Most Boring Questions...

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

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Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built.

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Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one)

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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an elephant with one hand.

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Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. No Probs , He sleeps at night.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

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Q. What looks like half apple ?

A : The other half.

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Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?

A : Lunch and Dinner.

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Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?

A : It caused a revolution.

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Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?

A : Liquid

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Best Quote...

I met money one day. I said, "You are just a piece of paper."
Money smiled and said, "Of course I'm a piece of paper, but I haven't seen a dustbin yet, in my life".

Monday, March 10, 2008

Headlines dated :1st JAN 2025

· President Sonia Gandhi and Prime Minister Priyanka Gandhi receive Italian Prime Minister Rahul Gandhi.
· Dhoom 17 ready for release.
· I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar
· Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attend Aishwarya's 3rd marriage.
· Mein to ab bhi jawan hoon - Dev Anand's new movie set for release where he plays son of Aamir Khan & Madhuri Dixit.
· After remakes of 45 films of Amitabh, Shahrukh now to play Amitabh's role in remake of "Jhoom Barabar Jhoom" .
· Amitabh's new movie with Shahrukh Khan's daughter "Ek aur Nishabdh"
· Petrol Rs. 999 / ltr.
· Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.
· Coach Ganguly resigns, as India went out of The World Cup in 1st round after losing to Korea.
· N.Siddhu will launch his own TV channel where he is the Host & the Guest too.
· Riots in the Parliament as the newly elected MPs Mallika Sheravat & Rakhi Sawant enter the assembly.
· Maruti launches Hovercraft "SX-25". Honda, Toyota & Tata to follow.
· A cap found in Mithi river - Sources say it belonged to a species called Himesh Reshammiya

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Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Highlights of 2008 Budget....Part V


Prices:

-Excise duty of Rs 4.6/litre on unbranded diesel
-Excise duty of Rs 1.35/litre on unbranded petrol
-Two and three wheelers to cost less
-NO FBT on creche, employee sports facilities
-Excise on small cars cut to 14%
-Prices of non-filter cigarettes to go up
-Reduce excise duties on anti-AIDS drugs
-Excise duty cut on wireless data cards
-Reduce duties on steel melting scrap, aluminum scrap
-Fully exempt duties on Set top boxes
-Duties on convergence products slashed to 5%
-Keeping inflation under check is the cornerstone of our policy: PC

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Highlights of 2008 Budget...Part IV


Markets:

. Power transmission cos shares gain on national power fund.
. Pharma stocks gain considerably inspite of budget allocation for healthcare sector.
. Securities Transaction Tax to be treated like deductible expenditure.
. Commodities Transactions Tax to be introduced.
. Tea stocks gain on Rs 40 crore fund
. Education cos gain on FM proposal for 20% higher education spending.
. Develop market for currency and interest rates.
. Capital inflows in excess of economic deficit .
. Increased allocation to Bharat Nirman Program; positive for Infra sector.
. PSU Bank stocks down after marginal farmers' debts waived off.
. Wipro (2.53%), Bharti Airtel (2.31%), Tata Motors (2.22%), Hindalco Industries (2.08%) and
ICICI Bank (2.04%) were the biggest Sensex losers.
. The market lost some ground as Chidambaram made higher allocation for education and
healthcare, with little mention about capital markets.
. Govt will closely monitor capital inflows.
. Biggest index losers - HDFC (down 1.27%), ICICI Bank (1.22%), Infosys Technologies (1.22%),
HDFC Bank (0.89%) and Bharti Airtel (0.89%).
. Sensex recovers by 53 points.
. Sensex down by 184 points.
. Rupee inches lower, awaits budget
. Sensex opens 0.25 pct down ahead of budget.
. Brokerages anticipate pleasant surprises in Budget, bet on rally.
. Govt hints at pro-market policies; greater role for MFs, insurance cos.
. Watch this space for latest on markets.
. Markets waiting for goodies from PC.

Monday, March 3, 2008

Highlights of 2008 Budget...Part III

Taxes:

Banking transaction tax to be removed.
Short term capital gains tax to be hiked to 15%.
Commodities Transactions Tax to be introduced.
5-yr tax holiday for all hospitals.
Women exemption threshold extended from Rs 1,45,000 to 1,80,000.
No change in coporate income tax rate, surcharge stays.
Income tax exemption limit raised to Rs 2,25,000 for senior citizens.
Exemption limit increased from Rs 1,10,000 to Rs 1,50,000 for all assesses.
Tax to GDP ratio of 9.2%.
Watch this space for more on taxes...
Will the FM make the salaried class happy?

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Saturday, March 1, 2008

Highlights of 2008 Budget...Part II


.P Chidambaram concludes his Budget speech and the House is adjourned till the 3rd of March.
.No change in coporate income tax rate. Short term Capital Gains Tax increased.
.Income Tax exemption rates raised from 1.1 lakhs to 1.5 lakhs across the board.

Exemption limit for women raised to 1.8 lakhs.
.Prices of non-filter cigarettes to go up.
.Excise duty cut on wireless data cards.
.Excise on small cars down to 14%.
.Reduction of excise duties on anti-AIDS drugs.
.Duties on convergence products slashed to 5%.
.Full exemption of duties on Set Top boxes .
.Duties reduced on steel melting scrap, aluminum scrap .
.Cut in duties on sports goods from 7.5 % to 5%.
.Revenue Deficit will be 1.4 % against the Budget estimate of 1.5% .
.6th Pay Commision will meet employee expectations.
.Rs 624 cr allocated for Commonwealth Games.
.Defence allocation raised Rs 1,05,600 cr.
.Rs 5,000 cr fund for enhanced re-finance operations.
.Commercial banks advised to have 250 rural accounts every year.
.Completion rate of Golden Quadrilateral project is 98.3%.
.Rs 12,970 cr allocated for National Highways.
.Govt to provide Rs 303 cr as debt support to PSUs.
.Loan waiver will discourage fresh lending.
.Rescheduled agricultural loans are also eligible for waivers.
.At least 4 cr farmers to be benefited by debt waiver.

.Waiver of loans for small farmers holding up to 1-2 hectares.
.Uproar in the Lok Sabha over PC's proposal on farmers.
.All loans for farmers due up to 31 Mar 2007, have been waived.
.Rs 75 cr for mobile soil-testing labs in 260 districts.
.Banks to disperse agricultural credit of Rs 2,80,000 cr.
.Rs 16,202 cr for schemes with 30% women representation.
.Urban infrastucture spending raised to Rs 6,870 cr.
.Allocation of Rs 1000 cr to Ministry of Minority Affairs.
.Rs 650 cr for model school programmes, 6000 new schools.
.Health insurance of Rs 30,000 for BPL families.
.Rs 195 cr for ST development programmes.
.Rs 164 cr for OBC developement programme.
.Rs 804 cr towards SC development programmes.
.Rs 500 cr for the development of NE regions.
.Rs 1,200 cr for sanitation programmes.
.Rs 750 cr will be allocated towards 1 lakh scholarship.
.Rs 70,200 cr allocated for drinking water mission.
.All knowledge bodies to be connected via broadband.
.Remuneration of Anganvadi workers to be increased to Rs 1,500 pm.
.Total plan spending allocated Rs 2lakh 40 thousand cr.
.Health spending to increase by 15 %.
.Secondary education Scheme Rs 4,554 crore.
.Upgraded mid day meal scheme to help 2.5 cr children.
.Rashtriya Swasthya Bima Yojana for every worker under BPL category.
.Rs 100 cr for setting up National Knowledge Network.
.Age limit for Science scholarship raised.
.Mid day meals extended to upper primary classes
.16 central universities and 3 IITs will be set up.
.Sarva Shiksha Abhiyan gets Rs 13,100 crore.
.Agricultural credit poised to reach 2lk 40,000 cr by Mar 2008.
.2008-09 should be the year of consolidation.
.Education allocation has been increased by 20 %.
.Govt will closely monitor capital inflows.
.Determined to become self sufficient in food grains.
.stimated output of food grains at 219.32 mln tonnes.
.Growth will be led by services and manufacturing sector.
.Manufacturing sector to grow by 9.4%.

.Services sector to grow by 10.8%.
.Confident of maintaining average growth rate of 8.8%.
.gricultural growth pegged at 9.2%.
.C starts his budget speech in the Lok Sabha.