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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Fastest Car

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

URGENT Opportunities in CSSA Global :

Urgent requirements in CSSA Global organization :

1) Designers (Web & Graphics):

Number of positions : 20
12 (Web Designers) & 8 (for Action Script)

Skills :
Experience : 0-5 yrs
Web Designer
- Person should posses good knowledge in HTML, CSS, Photoshop, Dreamweaver.
- Proven ability to work both independently and as part of a team.
- A commitment to best practices and quality products.
- A curiosity that drives continuous learning.
- Leadership capability.
- Good communication and reporting skills.

Flash / Action Script:
- Experience in designing and maintaining web-based Flash Applications using
Adobe Flash with VERY heavy use of ActionScript 2.0/3.0.
- Experience in designing and developing Object Oriented programs in
ActionScript 2.0 or other Object Oriented languages.
- Advanced knowledge of Flash 8/9, ActionScript 2.0/3.0 and timeline
- Knowledge of how to interact with server side programming languages.
- Familiar with Flash Remoting Server, Flash Communication Server and Socket
- Clear understanding of XML and how to interact with it in Flash.
- Ability to write clean and re-usable code and use existing code in
- Knowledge of how to make things work across various OS and browser
- Knowledge of Flash Video, sound integration, filters, animations and
- Working knowledge of Flash components. Using, Modifying and Creating.
- Excitement to build something new and work aggressively to meet new goals.

2) PHP Programmers & Project Managers:
Number of positions : 42
30 (Programmers) & 8 (Seniors, 2+yrs) & 4 (Project
Managers, 3+ yrs)
Experience : 10 months - 6 Yrs
Skills :
- Person should have strong basics.
- Good knowledge in PHP, Adv PHP, OS Commerce, MySQL.
- Good people management skills.
- For project managers: at least 1+ years of experience in team leading.
- Excellent communication & reporting skills.
- Proven ability to work both independently and as part of a team.
- A commitment to best practices and quality products.
- A curiosity that drives continuous learning.
- Leadership capability.
- Experience in communicating with International clients.

3) Dot Net Programmers:
Number of positions : 6
Experience : 1.5 Yrs +
Skills :
- Good experience in ASP.Net & developing web based & desktop application.
- Good in Database concepts.
- Proven ability to work both independently and as part of a team.
- A commitment to best practices and quality products.
- A curiosity that drives continuous learning.
- Leadership capability.
- Excellent communication & reporting skills.
- Experience in communicating with International clients.

4) Ruby On Rails Programmers:
Number of positions : 5
Experience : 1+ Yrs
Skills :
- Expert knowledge developing with object oriented Ruby on Rails, Ajax on
Rails, java-script.
- Excellent interpersonal communication & reporting skills.
- Proven problem solving and functional design skills.
- Experience with the LAMP, PHP will be a plus.
- Proven ability to work both independently and as part of a team.
- A commitment to best practices and quality products.
- A curiosity that drives continuous learning.
- Leadership capability.

5) Joomla Programmers:
Number of positions : 5
Experience : 6 Months +
Skills :
- Expert knowledge in Joomla.
- Experience with the LAMP, PHP will be a plus.
- Proven ability to work both independently and as part of a team.
- A commitment to best practices and quality products.
- A curiosity that drives continuous learning.
- Leadership capability.

Kindly mail profile to:

Nitin Jagdale
Manager Human Resources

1st Floor, Ketaki Building,
LBS Road, Near Alka Theater,
Pune - 411 030,
Maharashtra, India

+91 2030205367
+91 9970190926

Profiles received & matching any of the above requirement will be interviewed and will be offered in 2 days.

Saturday, April 26, 2008


Friday, April 25, 2008

The Socrates Triple Filter Test

In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem.

One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher and said, "Do you know what I just heard about your friend?"
”Hold on a minute," Socrates replied. "Before telling me anything, I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called
the Triple Filter Test."

”Triple filter?"

”That's right," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my friend, it might be a good idea to take a
moment and filter what you're going to say. That's why I call it the triple filter test.”

”The first filter is TRUTH. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"
”No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it and..."

’All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter
of GOODNESS. Is what you are about to tell me about my friend something good?"

”No, on the contrary..."

”So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him, but you're not certain it's true. You
may still pass the test though, because there's one filter left: the filter of USEFULNESS. Is what you want to
tell me about my friend going to be useful to me?"

”No, not really."

”Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither true nor good nor even useful, why tell it to
me at all?"

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Chill Pill....

Don't walk as if you rule the world,
walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!

He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!

So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!

Only 01 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
All desirable things in life are either
illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???

10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Piyo Sar Utha Ke!

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Appraisal time...

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Right to Emergency Care:

The Supreme Court has ruled that all injured persons especially in the case of road traffic accidents, assaults, etc., when brought to a hospital / medical centre, have to be offered first aid, stabilized and shifted to a higher centre / government centre if required. It is only after this that the hospital can demand payment or complete police formalities.

In case you are a bystander and wish to help someone in an accident, please go ahead and do so. Your responsibility ends as soon as you leave the person at the hospital. The hospital bears the responsibility of informing the police, first aid, etc.

Please do inform your family and friends about these basic rights so that we all know what to expect and what to do in the hour of need

Monday, April 21, 2008

Kirchoff's Current Law not applicable everywhere ???

Kirchoff's Current Law (KCL):
At every node, the sum of all currents entering a node must equal zero.

Kirchoff's Voltage Law (KVL):
The voltage law says that the sum of voltages around every closed loop in the circuit must equal zero.

Exercise :
Please apply Kirchoff's Current and Voltage laws to the following circuits.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Incredible pose by Hrithik Roshan....

Like Kingfisher Calendar ,Dabboo Rattani calendar is so popular for its novelty in photographs. Hrithik Roshan was shot while falling down in a pool.

He was asked to pose as if he is very serious in reading the News Paper and not aware that he is falling down. To make it more natural, no strings were used to support Hrithik and no morphing work was done. He literally fell down in water after a second of the pose that you are seeing here.

7 pairs of suits were brought to picture this shot as the dress turns wet after every attempt. But incredibly, Hrithik made it Okayed in first shot itself. So, 6 pairs of suit were left dry!

Thursday, April 17, 2008


Question: What is the difference between men and puppies?
Answer: Puppies grow up.

Question: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...

Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them

Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one
would hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????

Question: What did God say after he created man?
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

Question: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Question: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
Answer: i) no mind ii) no business

Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Answer:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.

Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.

Question: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
Answer: Exchange him!!

Question: Why do men like smart women?
Answer: Opposites attract.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008


VIRGO - The Perfectionist

Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Ha rsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.

SCORPIO - The Intense One

Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges.. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.

LIBRA - The Harmonizer

Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.

ARIES - The Daredevil

Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart

Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.

GEMINI - The Chatterbox

Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent, but is only changeable. Beautiful physically and mentally.

LEO - The Boss

Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. D oing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.

CANCER - The Protector

Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome.. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.

PISCES - The Dreamer

Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.

CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter

Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimists. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly y at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.

TAURUS - The Enduring One

Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.

SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One

Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Health - Tips

Answer the phone by LEFT ear.

Do not drink coffee TWICE a day.

Do not take pills with COOL water.

Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm.

Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume.

Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night.

Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS.

Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time.

Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning.

Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping.

When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times.

Monday, April 14, 2008


A MBA and a BE go on a camping trip, set up their tent , and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the MBA wakes his BE friend. "

look up at the sky and tell me what you see." The BE replies, "I see

millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

The BE ponders for a minute.

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies

and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and

we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"

The MBA is silent for a moment, then speaks.

"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".


Sunday, April 13, 2008

Tomato story....

A Jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a

"You are employed" he said. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you
the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.

The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email".

"I'm sorry", said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you
do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10
in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg
tomato crate.

He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours,

he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times,

and returned home with $60.

The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday
earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.

Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of
delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US

He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.

When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email.

The man replied,"I don't have an email."

The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have
succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if
you had an email?!!" The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be
an office boy at Microsoft!"

Moral of the story

Moral 1

Internet is not the solution to your life.

Moral 2

If you don't have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Getting Married

>Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant
>friends. You order what you want then, when you see what
the other
>person has, you wish you had ordered that.
>Man: Is there any way for long life?
>Dr: Get married.
>Man: Will it help?
>Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
>Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
>It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight
>Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
>Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
>It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
>It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being
>It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such
beautiful things as
>women and then he turns them into Wives.
>If u r married please ignore this msg,
>for everyone else: Happy Independence Day
>Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking
>something you say.
>After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
>There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster
>electronic banking. It's called marriage.
>Girlfriends r like chocolates,
>taste good anytime.
>Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
>Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there's no choice.
>Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or
>Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the
>Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The
Master of
>Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side,
>Q: Why dogs don't marry?
>A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
>There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her
so much that
>he would go through hell for her. They got married and
now he is
>going thru hell.
>Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying
& the
>other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your
>Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
>A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for
the same

Friday, April 11, 2008

Mothers Know...


One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who
is four years older than I am. I was maybe 3 and a half years old and had
just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been broken among other

Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one
of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening
news and my brother was playing nearby in the living room when I brought
Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of
tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made
her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it
was 'just the cutest thing!!'

My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea
for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then she says to him, 'Did it
ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is
the toilet??'

....Mothers know!!

Thursday, April 10, 2008

राम का letter सीता के लिए पंजाबी में...

प्यारी सीता,

मैं itthe raji ख़ुशी से हाँ and hope ke tu v ठीक ठाक hovengi,
Laxman रात नु tannu बहुत याद करदा si.

तू bilkul tension ना layi मैं बहुत jaldi tenu ravan कोलो chuda

मैं AIRTEL दा postpaid ले लिया सी, RAVAN nu मैं mobile te bhot
गालियाँ kadiya te साले ने काट ditta,
चल कोई ni मैंने आना ता है ही. Taan KUTUNGA साले KANJAR nu.
मैं तेरे naal भी एक AIRTEL ka prepaid bhej riya सी usme 1500 SMS free
wali scheme हा, तू रोज़ मेरे को SMS kari.

Chinta ना kari, जब भी gal करने को जी करे, एक miss call मार diyo.
मैं यहाँ से tenu बात कर levenga.
तू मेरे bill दी chinta ना kariyo, Sugreev nu payment दा jimma दे ditta

Accha OK
See U.
With Luv
दशरथ दा Vadda पुत्तर "राम

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Laptops getting stolen....

During the last month, most of the laptop getting stolen by strangers are happening in various places. All of them are related to thefts of laptops and personal belongings out of the office.

In the first incident, one laptop was removed in Barcelona airport from a carrying tray after passing the x-ray luggage checking point of an airport.

Another laptop was stolen from the interior of a car parked in Tarragona after breaking one of the car windows.

The last one occurred in Barcelona airport. Two colleagues from Horgen arrived to the airport. After turning out of the rental car parking lot, they were blocked by a motor bike in front of a pedestrian crossing. One of the drivers of one of two other motorbikes stopping at the rear of the rental car punched the rear wheel. After 800 meter drive they felt the problem and stopped on the security lane on a bridge and they realized a flat tire at the rear right. When they started to set-up the warning triangle behind the car they were approached by a motorbike driver in a dark uniform type cloth, yellow protection jacket (security guard like) and helmet, who advised them in broken English/French to drive down the next exit, since he pretended the change of wheels on this narrow lane on the bridge is not only dangerous, but forbidden and will be fined.

They followed the advice and drove down the next exit and stopped the car on a construction site entry away from the main road. In order to take out the replacement wheel, they emptied the trunk and put the suitcase and jackets on the rear seat and started changing this wheel. Right now another motor bike driver (similarly dressed in a ‘security style jacket’, just like the one before) stopped and tried to convince them, that this place close to frequently passing trucks is dangerous and he ‘offered’ to move to a nearby garage. He pointed in the direction opposite the car and while, a red car stopped behind their back and a guy must have opened the rear left door and stolen their jackets and bags lying on the rear seat. They realized being robbed only after finished the wheel change and wanted to place their stuff back into the trunk.

In order to avoid this type of situations, or at least minimize their probability, we can take some preventive actions:

In the office:

Desk clean policy.
Keep your personal belongings secured under key.
Use the Dock Stations for laptops and take out the key.
Keep your office lock with key when you are not in.
Close buildings and warehouses when are unoccupied.

Out of the office:

Do not leave your luggage unattended at any time. Special care is needed when you place your carry on luggage with your laptop on the belt of the x-ray machine.
Lock your car when unattended and avoid leaving valuables in the car even if locked in the glove box or trunk.
Lock the car during driving to prevent people from getting in the car during stops at traffic lights.

Do not trust on foreigners.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Letter game

This is awesome - I bet you didn't know this...

Letters 'a', 'b', 'c' & 'd' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99

(Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred)

Letters 'a', 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999

(Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand)

Letters 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999

(Letter 'b' comes for the first time in Billion)


Letter 'c' does not appear anywhere in the spellings of entire English Counting

Saturday, April 5, 2008

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& couldn't afford the operation.

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Thursday, April 3, 2008

The Black and Grey Market in India...!!

The Black market:

India has both organized and unorganized (or traditional) channels
for selling goods. Smuggled goods such as food items, computer parts, cellular telephones, gold and a vast range of imported consumer goods are routinely sold through the thriving "unorganized" sector or black market. By avoiding taxes and customs duties and using cash transactions, unorganized merchants offer better prices than those offered by the organized sector. However, with liberalization and more and more foreign companies coming into India, the volume of business in smuggled goods has fallen significantly. Most products sold on the black market previously, are now sold through direct channels.

The Gray Market:

The Gray Market, an unofficial market in which new issues of shares are bought and sold before they formally become available for trading on the Stock Exchange and new hardware is bought and sold before it becomes legally available, is a significant threat to the legitimate Indian computer hardware and mobile phone industries. The Gray Market in India has seen significant expansion in recent years. According to the Manufacturers Association of Information Technology (MAIT), Gray Market operations as a proportion of the total PC market in India, are likely to be the highest in the world. Though statistics on this issue are currently not scientific, the immense size of the Gray Market the PC market is likely mirrored in most tech industries in the country.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Gyan Guru...