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Sunday, November 30, 2008

Life.....




The biggest loss in life- Tears in someone's Eyes --- ------Because of You..


The biggest achievement of life - Tears in someone's Eyes--- For you

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Top Ten Ways You Know You Are A Desi Engineer




10. You have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what's inside.

9. You're aware that computers are actually only good for playing games.

8. You rotate your screen savers more frequently than your car tires.

7. You still own a slide rule and you know how to work it.

6. You have more friends on the Internet than in real life.

5. Your IQ is lower than your weight.

4. You stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE.

3. You can remember seven computer passwords but not your anniversary.

2. Your wife hasn't got the foggiest idea what you do at work.

1. You introduce your wife as mylady@wife.home.

Friday, November 28, 2008

The Crack Pot!!!!!!!!!!!!!





A water bearer in China had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which he carried across his neck. One of the pots
Had a crack in it, while the other pot was perfect and always
Delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walk from the stream to the House, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the bearer delivering only one and a half pots full of water to his house.
Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments,
Perfect for which it was made. But the poor cracked pot was
Ashamed of its own imperfection. And miserable that it was able to accomplish only half of what it had been made to do.





After two years of what it perceived to be a bitter failure, it spoke to the water bearer one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, and I want to apologize to you. I have been able to
Deliver only half my load because this crack in my side causes
Water to leak out all the way back to your house. Because of my
Flaws, you have to do all of this work, and you don't get full value from your efforts," the pot said.





The bearer said to the pot, "Did you notice that there were flowers only on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side? That's because I have always known about your flaw. So I
Planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you've watered them. For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table.
Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house?





Moral: Each of us has our own unique flaws. We're all cracked pots. But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding. You've just got to take each person for what they are, and look for the good in them. Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.

Remember to appreciate all the different people in your life.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

No chance taken....

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.

The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.

The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 68.

His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.

Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?"

The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down......." `

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

THE SEED

A successful businessman was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business.

Instead of choosing one of his Directors or his children, he decided to do something different.

He called all the young executives in his company together.



He said, "It is time for me to step down and choose the next CEO. I have decided to choose one of you.



"The young executives were shocked, but the boss continued.



"I am going to give each one of you a seed today - one very special seed.

I want you to plant the seed, water it, and come back here one year from today with

what you have grown from the seed I have given you. I will then judge the plants that you bring,

and the one I choose will be the next CEO."



One man, named Jim, was there that day and he, like the others, received a seed.



He went home and excitedly, told his wife the story. She helped him get a pot,

soil and compost and he planted the seed. Everyday, he would water it and watch to see if it had grown.

After about three weeks, some of the other executives began to talk about their seeds and the plants

that were beginning to grow. Jim kept checking his seed, but nothing ever grew.

Three weeks, four weeks, five weeks went by, still nothing.



By now, others were talking about their plants,

but Jim didn't have a plant and he felt like a failure.



Six months went by -- still nothing in Jim's pot. He just knew he had killed his seed.

Everyone else had trees and tall plants, but he had nothing. Jim didn't say anything to his colleagues,

however. He just kept watering and fertilizing the soil - He so wanted the seed to grow.



A year finally went by and all the young executives of the company brought their plants to the CEO for inspection.

Jim told his wife that he wasn't going to take an empty pot. But she asked him to be honest about what happened.

Jim felt sick to his stomach, it was going to be the most embarrassing moment of his life, but he knew his wife was right.



He took his empty pot to the board room. When Jim arrived, he was amazed at the variety of plants grown by the other executives.

They were beautiful -- in all shapes and sizes. Jim put his empty pot on the floor and many of his colleagues laughed, a few felt sorry for him!



When the CEO arrived, he surveyed the room and greeted his young executives.

Jim just tried to hide in the back. "My, what great plants, trees, and flowers you have grown," said the CEO.

"Today one of you will be appointed the next CEO!"



All of a sudden, the CEO spotted Jim at the back of the room with his empty pot.

He ordered the Financial Director to bring him to the front. Jim was terrified.

He thought, "The CEO knows I'm a failure! Maybe he will have me fired!"



When Jim got to the front, the CEO asked him what had happened to his seed - Jim told him the story.

The CEO asked everyone to sit down except Jim. He looked at Jim, and then announced to the young executives,

"Behold your next Chief Executive Officer! His name is Jim!" Jim couldn't believe it. Jim couldn't even grow his seed.



"How could he be the new CEO?" the others said.



Then the CEO said, "One year ago today, I gave everyone in this room a seed. I told you to take the seed, plant it, water it,

and bring it back to me today. But I gave you all boiled seeds; they were dead - it was not possible for them to grow.



All of you, except Jim, have brought me trees and plants and flowers. When you found that the seed would not grow,

you substituted another seed for the one I gave you. Jim was the only one with the courage

and honesty to bring me a pot with my seed in it. Therefore, he is the one who will be the new Chief Executive Officer!"





* If you plant honesty, you will reap trust



* If you plant goodness, you will reap friends



* If you plant humility, you will reap greatness



* If you plant perseverance, you will reap contentment



* If you plant consideration, you will reap perspective



* If you plant hard work, you will reap success



* If you plant forgiveness, you will reap reconciliation



* If you plant faith in GOD, you will reap all of the above





So, be careful what you plant now; it will determine what you will reap later.



"Whatever You Give To Life, Life Gives You Back"



If ever your prayer is not answered, don't be dishearten as GOD has better plans for you.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR MOBILE PHONE?

At the rate at which we are going, we might have to live life like in the stone age to survive all the ills of modern technology. Pls read!

Where do you keep your mobilephone normally?

This morning I heard a true and sad story from a colleague of mine.
She told me one of her friends is always having abortions.
When the foetus gets to be 2-3 months old she loses it. This happened several times over. The couple went to check with many doctors and at last one of the doctors examined the dead baby and found that the baby's body cells kept dying as the baby was growing in the womb until he/she could not survive.This was because her uterus was affected by mobilephone Radiation.

The doctor told her she now has no chance to give birth to a healthy baby because the radiation has affected her uterus so that the major portion of the cells in her uterus have already died.

This happened because she has been keeping her mobile phone in her working jacket so that the phone rested against just on the right spot of the uterus. She had been wearing it like this for a few years.

Please beware of this and take note if you don't want what has happened to this woman to happen to you.

Dearest friends ,

Please do not ignore hand phone radiation which will damage our health or body organs. Please put away your hand phone whenever you don't need it much.

Guys, Please do not keep your mobile phone near to the kidney position and pants pocket as this will damage your genital area and affect your ability to father a baby.

The other doctor also advised another friend to keep her hand phone away from her new born baby to avoid radiation damage to the baby's brain cells.

Do not let the baby or toddler play with the mobile phone. This is because the small young baby or toddler is still very fragile and growing, so he/she is much more vulnerable to radiation damage.

Please remember not to sleep together with your mobile phone or put it next to your bed. Keep any other electronic goods (such as tvs) which also give off radiation away from your bedroom to reduce risk as we have to sleep a few hours every day in our bedroom at night.

Further, do not imagine that if you switch off the TV there will be no radiation. Actually it is still around in your room. It is not advisable to have even a small digital alarm clock close to your head while sleeping.

Take Care of yourself and your loved ones..!!

Monday, November 24, 2008

Awasome poem on women....

The best poem ever written by 'MAYA ANGELOU'S'



A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
enough
money within her control to move out
and rent a place of her own,
even if she never wants to or needs to...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .
something
perfect to wear if the employer,
or date of her dreams
wants to see her in an hour...


A WOMAN SHOULD
HAVE
a youth she's content to leave behind....


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
a past juicy
enough that she's looking forward to
retelling it in her
old age....


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..
one friend who
always makes her laugh.. and one who lets her cry...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
a good piece
of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her
family...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..
eight
matching plates, wine glasses with stems,
and a recipe for
a meal,
that will make her guests feel honored...


A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
a feeling of
control over her destiny..


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD
KNOW...
how to fall in love without losing herself..


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to quit
a job,
break up with a lover,
and confront a friend
without;
ruining the friendship...


EVERY WOMAN
SHOULD KNOW...
when to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK
AWAY...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
that she can't change the length of her calves,
the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents..


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
that her
childhood may not have been perfect...but it's over...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
what she
would and wouldn't do for love or more...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW....
how to live
alone... even if she doesn't like it...


EVERY
WOMAN SHOULD KNOW..
whom she can trust,
whom she can't,
and why she shouldn't take it personally...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
where to
go...
be it to her best friend's kitchen table..
or a
charming Inn in the woods....
when her soul needs
soothing...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW..
What she can and can't accomplish in a day...
a
month...and a year...

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Funnyyyy....

Officer:What Is Your Name
Candidate:M P. Sir
Officer:Tell Me Properly
Candidate:Mohan Pal Sir
Officer:Your Father's Name
Candidate M P. Sir
Officer:What Does That Mean
Candidate:Manmohan Pal Sir
Officer:Your Native Place
Candidate:M P. Sir
Officer:Is It Madhya Pradesh
Candidate:No, Munnur Pal Sir
Officer:What Is Your Qualificatin
Candidate:M P. Sir
Officer:(Angrily) What Is It
Candidate:Metric Pass
Officer:Why Do You Need A Job
Candidate:M P. Sir
Off:And What Does That Mean
Candidate:Money Problem Sir
Off:Describe Your Personality
Candidate:M P. Sir
Off:Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate:Magnanimous Personality Sir
Off:This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now
Candidate:M P. Sir
Off What Is It Now
Candidate:My Performance
off:m p
Candidate:What
off:mentally puncture

Saturday, November 22, 2008

A Wonderful phrase for u:





IF GOD ANSWERS UR PRAYER………………..HE IS INCREASING YOU FAITH.
IF HE DELAYS……………………………………..HE IS INCREASING YOUR PATIENCE.
IF HE DOESN'T ANSWER………………………..HE KNOWS THAT YOU CAN HANDLE IT.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Satyam to hire 15,000 new employee...

Country's fourth largest software firm Satyam Computers has said it has no plans to recast its recruitment targets, despite a financial crisis in one of its key markets -- the US.

"We have already given guidance for the year, in terms of revenue and recruitments. We will recruit 14,000-15,000 people this year," Satyam Computers Chairman Ramalingam Raju said.

However, he added that the company may postpone some of the new recruitments for the next quarter.

Last year, the company had recruited 18,000 employees. But on the net basis, taking into consideration the attrition of 12.5 per cent and people being put under the performance watch, the intake could be around 8,000, he said.




Satyam currently has over 53,000 employees on its rolls. He denied any move of the company to sack people. "It (the report of Satyam firing 5,000 people) is misreported. As part of our appraisal process we identify around five per cent of our associates in the performance improvement category. Every year about five per cent of our employees leave the organisation as they fail to meet the performance expectations."

On salary trends he added that across the globe the salaries has been lower due to the slowdown.

"This year the remuneration packages have been some sort of lower than last year. If I am not mistaken we have given 17-18 per cent hike to our offsite associates and 16 per cent to our onsite associates. This time we have given 12 per cent offsite, about 5 per cent onsite," he added.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Objects in the mirror: Beware!!




Have you seen recent advertisement of M/S SAINT GOBAIN GLASSES shown in TELEVISION'S - Then you must have known about 2 Way mirror)

How to determine if a mirror is 2 way or not ? (Not a Joke!)
Not to scare you, but to make sure that you aware. Many of the Hotels and Textile showrooms cheat the customers this way.

HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR?
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc.,
How many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror I.e., they can
see you, but you can't see them. There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms.
It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of
mirror we are looking at?

CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST:
Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail,
then it is a GENUINE mirror.

However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (There may be someone seeing you from the other side).. So remember, every time you see a mirror, do the "fingernail test." It doesn't cost you anything. It is simple to do.

This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass.
Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Very important for soft drinks:




A woman went boating one Sunday taking with her some cans of coke which she put into the refrigerator of the boat. On Monday she was taken to the hospital and placed in the Intensive Care Unit. She died on Wednesday.

The autopsy concluded she died of Leptospirosis. This was traced to the can of coke she drank from, not using a glass. Tests showed that the can was infected by dried rat urine and hence the disease Leptospirosis.

Rat urine contains toxic and deathly substances. It is highly recommended to thoroughly wash the upper part of soda cans before drinking out of them. The cans are typically stocked in warehouses and transported straight to the shops without being cleaned.


This incident happened recently in North Texas.

A study at NYCU showed that the tops of soda cans are more contaminated than public toilets (i.e).. full of germs and bacteria. So wash them with water before putting them to the mouth to avoid any kind of fatal accident.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Something about Numbers:

The numbers we all use (1, 2, 3, 4, etc.) are known as "arabic" numbers to distinguish them from the "Roman Numerals" (I, II, III, IV, V, VI, etc). Actually the arabs popularized these numbers but they were originally used by the early phonecian traders to count and keep track of their trading accounts.
Have you ever thought why ....... 1 means "one", and 2 means "two"? The roman numerals are easy to understand but what was the logic behind the phonecian numbers?

It's all about angles !
It's the number of angles. If one writes the numbers down (see below) on a piece of paper in their older forms, one quickly sees why. I have marked the angles with "o"s.
No 1 has one angle.
No 2 has two angles.
No 3 has three angles.
etc.

and "O" has no angles



Interesting, isn't it?
An ancient phonecian manuscript explains this and I thought it to be fascinating.

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Monday, November 17, 2008

Word Puzzle

See if you can figure out what these words have in common.

1 Banana
2 Dresser
3 Grammar
4 Potato
5 Revive
6 Uneven
7 Assess

Are you peeking or have you already given up?
Give it another try . Look at each word carefully.

(You'll kick yourself when you discover the answer.)

This Is Cool.

Answer: No, it is not that they all have at least 2 double letters.
(Thought I had the answer, but I did not go far enough..)


Scroll down for the REAL answer



























Answer:

In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, Place it at the
end of the word, And then spell the word backwards, it will be the same
word.

Did you figure it out?

Sunday, November 16, 2008

About IT companies present situations .....






Saturday, November 15, 2008

Best poem of 2006....

This poem was nominated by UN as the best poem of 2006, Written by an "African Kid"

When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black

And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you gray

And you calling me colored?

Friday, November 14, 2008

While moving out...




The incident happened on 11/11/2008 while a person was returning home in his car:

Incident report: While back to home from office yesterday evening, my official blackberry mobile was stolen in the slow moving traffic area of Kurla – Sion (LBS Marg). This was happened at around 6.15PM. They were two persons, one dashed on left side of my car & started quarreling with me & other person stole the mobile from left front door

A Police complaint has been lodged at Dharavi Police station and theft is under investigation. The mobile SIM has been deactivated by calling service provider and IMEI number given to police.

Learning points:

1) Write and Keep your mobile IMEI number (International Mobile Equipment Identity) handy .

(dialing *#06# shows you the Serial Number which is a 15 digit unique number for your mobile) phone handset or can be found written at backside of your handset ones battery is removed. In lost/theft cases you need to give this IMEI number to your mobile phone telecom service provider and also to the police for tracking your mobile.

2) Lock your doors (and if possible windows) from inside at all times when vehicle is moving or parked 3) Stay calm and composed during a volatile situations

Please Stay vigilant of your belongings at all times whenever you are out.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

NASA...

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.

Only one person could go, and he will not return to Earth.


The first applicant, an American engineer, was asked
how much he wanted to be paid for going.
"A million dollars", he answered, "because I wish to donate it to M.I.T."

The next applicant, a Russian doctor, was asked the same question.
He asked for two million dollars. "I wish to give a million to my family, he explained, "and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research."


The last applicant was a Indian politician (Lallu Yadav). When asked how much money he wanted, he
whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars."
"Why so much more than the others?" the interviewer asked.

The Indian Politician replied, $1 million is for you, I'll keep $1 million,and we'll give the American engineer $1million and send him to Mars"....

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

तो-ती

तो- काय खाऊ या?

ती- काहीही चालेल.

तो- पावभाजी आणि व्हेज पुलाव खाऊ या?

ती- शी केव्हढी ऑईली असते. मला पिंपल्स येतात.

तो- मग नुस्तंच चहा-ब्रेड सँडविच?

ती- मला इथं मरणाची भूक लागलीये, अन तू मला चहा-ब्रेड देणार?

तो- मग तूच सांग काय खायचं?

ती- काहीही चालेल..!!

..

तो- मग आता आपण काय करू या?

ती- काहीही. तुच ठरव.

तो- पिक्चर बघू या मस्त? बरेच दिवस झलेत?

ती- नको. वेस्ट ऑफ टाईम!

तो- मग बागेत चल, बॅडमिंटन खेळू या.

ती- डोकं फिरलंय का? बाहेर ऊन बघ किती ते..

तो- मग कॉफीशॉपमध्ये तरी जाऊ या.

ती- नको. पुर्ण दिवस झोप येत नाही कॉफी प्याल्यावर.

तो- मग तुच सांग, काय करू या?

ती- काहीही. तुच ठरव..!!

..

तो- जाऊ दे. सरळ घरीच जाऊ या झालं.

ती- काहीही. तुच ठरव.

तो- बसनं जाऊ या?

ती- शी केवढी गर्दी. अन कसकसले वास येतात त्या बसमध्ये.

तो- ठीके. टॅक्सीने जाऊ या मग.

ती- पैसे जास्त झालेत का? एवढ्याशा अंतरासाठी टॅक्सी?

तो- ठीक. चल मग, चालतच जाऊ.

ती- किती दुष्ट तु? रिकाम्या पोटी मला चालायला लावतोस?

तो- ठीक. मग आधी जेवू या?

ती- व्हाटेव्हर!

तो- काय खाऊ या?

ती- तुच ठरव..!!

Monday, November 10, 2008

Treatment For Sugar - Lady Finger




Last month in one of TV program I learnt of a treatment of Sugar
(Diabetes). Since I am diabetic, I tried it and it was very useful and my
Sugar is in control now. In fact I have already reduced my medicine.


Take two pieces of Lady Finger (Bhindi) and remove/cut both ends of each
piece. Also put a small cut in the middle and put these two pieces in
glass of water. Cover the glass and keep it at room temperature during
night. Early morning, before breakfast simply remove two pieces of lady
finger (bhindi) from the glass and drink that water.


Keep doing it on daily basis.


Within two weeks, you will see remarkable results in reduction of your
SUGAR.


My sister has got rid of her diabetes. She was on Insulin for a few
years, but after taking the lady fingers every morning for a few months,
she has stopped Insulin but continues to take the lady fingers every
day. But she chops the lady fingers into fine pieces in the night, adds


the water and drinks it all up the next morning. Please. try it as it
will not do you any harm even if it does not do much good to you, but U
have to keep taking it for a few months before U see results, as most
cases might be chronic.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Support Raj Thackeray .............Just for humour!!

1. We should teach our kids that if he is second in class, don't study harder. Just beat up the student coming first and throw him out of the school

2. Parliament should have only Delhiites as it is located in Delhi



3. Prime-minister, president and all other leaders should only be from Delhi

4. No Hindi movie should be made in Bombay. Only Marathi.

5. At every state border, buses, trains, flights should be stopped and staff changed to local men

6. All Maharashtrians working abroad or in other states should be sent back as they are SNATCHING employment from Locals

7. Lord Shiv, Ganesha and Parvati should not be worshiped in our state as they belong to north (Himalayas)

8. Visits to Taj Mahal should be restricted to people from UP only

9. Relief for farmers in Maharashtra should not come from centre because that is the money collected as Tax from whole of India, so why should it be given to someone in Maharashtra?

10. Let's support Kashmiri Militants because they are right in killing and injuring innocent people for the benefit of their state and community.

11. Let's throw all MNCs out of Maharashtra, why should they earn from us? We will open our own Maharashtra Microsoft, MH Pepsi and MH Marutis of the world

12. Let's stop using cellphones, emails, TV, foreign Movies and dramas. James Bond should speak Marathi

13. We should be ready to die hungry or buy food at 10 times higher price but should not accept imports from other states

14. We should not allow any industry to be setup in Maharashtra because all machinery comes from outside

15. We should STOP using local trains.. Trains are not manufactured by Marathi manoos and Railway Minister is a Bihari

16. Ensure that all our children are born, grow, live and die without ever stepping out of Maharashtra, then they will become true Marathis .....



JAI MAHARASHTRA!

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Market Declining...!!

Recession is coming... make your own judgment, don't panic! Do what is
wise.

The recession looks very eminent. It is really time to take pro active
steps to avoid a painful time in the next two years which is how long
the
is expected to last.

Suggestions:

1. Don't take any loans; buy homes, properties with loans, or even cash.
Keep as much cash as possible.

2. Pay off as much of personal loans, private loans, as debt collection
will be hastened.

3. Sell any stocks you can even at lower prices.

4. Take money off from Trust Funds.

5. Don't believe in huge sales forecast from customers, be extremely
prudent, lowest inventories, reduce liabilities.

6. Don't invest in new capital.

7. If you are selling homes/ properties/ cars, do it now, when you can
get good prices, they are going to fall.

8. Don't invest in new business proposals.

9. Cancel holiday plans using credit cards.

10. Don't change jobs, as companies will retrench based on 'last in
first out'.

Stay cool, wait, and if you took all of the above actions and more, you
probably will be better off then many. This is not a rumor.

Bear Stearns is the first of many banking and financial institutions
that will start falling in the not too future. If Bear Stearns can fall,
so can JP Morgan, Citibank, HSBC, and the whole world. US economy falls,
the rest will crumble.

India and all those self economies will be the most protected, but not
gullible.

Europe may be a little stronger, but not China, another giant place!
Malaysia will see significant impact.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Humour...



A Quality Engineer married a girl...

After 2 years of tough life with her, finally Engineer got angry and
sent a
note to father-in-law stating that ......

"YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS".

The smart father-in-law replies,

"WARRANTY EXPIRED. MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE"

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Deadly PJ':

You must have seen the Dev Anand's mega hit film 'Guide'. In the
film there is a famous song 'Gaata rahe mera Dil...' in which Waheeda
Rehman wears a pink saree and throughout the song she wore the same saree.

So, when we have a trend of heroines changing clothes in every sequence,
the big question is: Why doesn't Waheeda Rehman changed her saree in the
entire song?

The answer to this is simply amazing and no amount of head scratching will help you....

I BET U HAVE NOT COME ACROSS ANYTHING INTELLIGENT THAN THIS ...

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Because in the first stanza of the song, Dev Anand sings the following lines:

'O mere Humrahi,

Meri bah thamen chalna,

Badle duniya 'SAREE',

Tum na badalna...." J

MAKE EVERYONE SMILE&KEEPSMILINGALWAYS!!

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Secret behind Rs 30....

WHEN THE BOY WAS RETURNING AFTER HIS MARRIAGE…HE FOUND HIS WIFE HOLDING A
SMALL PACKET;

THE BOY ASKED……..WHATS THERE IN THAT PACKET..

WIFE REPLIED…..DARLING THIS IS THE SECRET OF MY LIFE...PLS NEVER OPEN IT OR
ASK ME ABOUT IT FURTHER….OTHERWISE OUR MARRIAGE WILL BE IN
TROUBLE…………………………………………………………… ………..


THE COUPLE SPENT THEIR DAYS HAPPILY……BUT THE BOY WAS VERY KEEN TO KNOW WHAT
WAS THERE IN THAT SMALL PACKET……

AFTER SOME DAYS THE BOY AGAIN TOLD……DARLING AFTER MARRYING YOU , I GOT THE
WOMAN OF MY DREAM…BUT TELL ME WHAT THAT PACKET IS…….IT WLL NEVER AFFECT OUR
RELATIONSHIP…..AS I LOVE U MORE THAN MY LIFE………………..BUT WIFE ONLY TOLD THAT
I ALSO LOVE U MORE THAN MY LIFE….THATS WHY TELLING U NOT TO ASK ABOUT
THAT……….

AFTER SOME DAYS WIFE WENT TO HER OWN HOUSE AND FORGOT TO TAKE HER
PACKET………THEN THE BOY COULDN'T CONTROL HIMSELF….AND OPENED THAT
PACKET……………………………!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE WAS SHOCKED TO OPEN THAT……..THERE WAS 30 RUPEES……AND 2 WHEAT GRAINS….IN
THAT PACKET……THE BOY COULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT WAS…AND HOW IT COULD
AFFECT THEIR MARRIAGE LIFE………

THEN WHEN HIS WIFE RETURNED …..HE BURST INTO LAUGHTER…..AND TOLD …DARLING
WHAT IS THIS……AND HOW IT COULD HAVE AFFECTED OUR RELATIONSHIP……..WHATEVER
MAY BE……U HAVE TO TELL ME ABOUT THE SECRET…

THE WIFE REPLIED………………………

THAT'S NOT GOOD……………….ANY WAY…….IF U HAVE ALREADY FINALISED TO KNOW THE
SECRET …..HERE IT…………………

BEFORE MARRIAGE ...EACH TIME I MADE LOVE WITH ANY GUY…I PUT A WHEAT GRAIN IN
THAT PACKET TO REALISE THAT I HAVE DONE A MISTAKE…….……

THE BOY SAW THOSE TWO WHEAT GRAINS….AND AFTER WAITING FOR TWO MINUTES
TOLD…..……….. IT'S OK……EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKE …….

I STILL LOVE U BECAUSE U TOLD ME THE TRUTH…….. BUT WHAT IS THAT 30
RUPEES……………………………… THE WIFE REPLIED…..THE BOY FAINTED……………………

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Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Do not pump full tank of petrol



Many of us are not aware that the petrol kiosk pump has a return pipe-line (in Pink ). When the petrol tank (in the car) reaches full level, there is a mechanism to trigger off the pump latch and at the same time a return-valve is opened (at the top of the pump station) to allow excess petrol to flow back into the sump.

But the return petrol has already pass through the meter, meaning you are donating the petrol back to SHELL/CALTEX/MOBIL/ PETRONAS

Monday, November 3, 2008

Beauty of Maths....





1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10 = 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321

111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Beware while filling Petrol....




This is a freak incident that happened last week. A young man and his 4 yr old son went to a petrol bunk near Lal bagh ( Bangalore ) to fill in petrol for his bike. The boy was sitting on the pillion behind him. The helper who fills petrol held the petrol gun upwards, and turned towards the meter to re-set the meter. As soon as the setting was done the petrol came out gushing out of the gun- due to some malfunction - (at least that's what they said)in full speed and splashed all over the 4 yr old boy and his father. Petrol entered the eyes of the boy. Immediately the boy was taken into the cleaning area and was showered in a water jet. They washed his eyes with lot of water. But the boy could not see anything. The young man took the child to the hospital and immediately the hospital authorities put him in ICU. The kid was transferred to Vittala Netralaya & after 2 days of treatment he got some vision again. Now he is alright and is at home. The doctors told that just because the water cleaning was done immediately, he has vision today otherwise the boy would have been blind by now. Petrol (along with impurities) can burn the tissues inside the eye.


Please take some precautions next time you are at a petrol bunk:

1. If the engine was in running condition, this cud have caused a major Fire. So Switch off the engine in bunks.
2. Drop small kids and the person sitting behind you outside the bunk and fill in petrol. Kids are more sensitive than grownups.
3. Ask the petrol bunk helper boy to hold the gun down. Even if there is such an accident let the petrol flow down and not on your face.
4. Send this e-mail to as many people as possible, as many of our friends who use two wheelers.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Santa & Banta...



Teacher to Banta: Where were you born?
Banta : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Banta : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA .


Santa bought a new mobile.
He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610."


Santa : I am a Proud Santa, My son is in Medical College .
Banta : Really, what is he studying?
Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.


Santa: What is Common between Krishna , Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus?
Banta: All are Born on Government Holidays.

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue?
Banta: Very long!


Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?


Banta was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What will you take 30 days or Rs.3000?
Banta: I think I'll take the money.

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably might have got a lot of applause when he came out.
Santa: He never came out of the cage!


Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever
What comes first the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

Santa : People consider me as a GOD
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! You have came again.

Santa complained to Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : Why did the thief not take the TV?
Santa : I was watching the TV.