8 Oscar's for SlumDog Millionaire..........

IT Twins...

Charge mobile with peepal leave ....

Imagine u r stuck up in a jungle for more than 4 days and now desperately want to talk to someone. I am sure u will try this trick...

Charge mobile with peepal leave





Its very Strange But True Very True.

Now, you do not require any mobile charger to charge your mobiles. Only
there is need to use green leaf of peepal tree and after some time your
mobile will get charged..

No soon the people came to learn this development, they tested it and
found encouraging results. If your mobile has been discharged and you
are inside a jungle then you need not to use any charger. You Should
pluck two peepal leaves and your work would be done.

It is very good idea and easy to charge your mobile. You would have to
open your mobile battery and connect it with peepal leaf. After that
without shaking mobile set you should set the battery in your mobile
set. After some time your mobile would be charged.

Though it is unbelievable but as soon as the residents of Chitrakoot
came to know about the discovery they could not believe the news. But
when they saw it practically then the incident proved true.

Now hundreds of mobile holders are using this technique and charging
their mobiles.

Several persons including Sushil Kumar Shukla, Santosh Verma, principal
of Mahatma Gandhi School , Raj Karan Patel, Shyam Patel, Shekhar
Dwivedi, Pramod Gupta, Manager of Gayatri temple, RN Tripathi proved the
incident true.

Whereas according to the botanists, it is just changing mutual energy
into electrical energy power can be saved in battery. Similarly, it is
also possible. They said that it is the subject of research.

Step by Step guide to charge your mobile battery using peepal leaf
1- Open your mobile cover
2- Take out your battery
3- Take two to three fresh leaves of peepal/pipal/ashwattha tree
4- Touch the stub of these leaves on your mobile battery terminal for a
minute
5- Clean the mobile battery terminal with the soft cloth
6- Put your battery again in your mobile and switch it on
7- Now you can see the result
8- If required repeat the process with fresh leaves

Warren Buffet's advice for 2009

We begin this New Year with dampened enthusiasm and dented optimism. Our happiness is diluted and our peace is threatened by the financial illness that has infected our families, organizations and nations. Everyone is desperate to find a remedy that will cure their financial illness and help them recover their financial health. They expect the financial experts to provide them with remedies, forgetting the fact that it is these experts who created this financial mess.



Every new year, I adopt a couple of old maxims as my beacons to guide my future. This self-prescribed therapy has ensured that with each passing year, I grow wiser and not older. This year, I invite you to tap into the financial wisdom of our elders along with me, and become financially wiser.

Hard work: All hard work bring a profit, but mere talk leads only to poverty.
Laziness: A sleeping lobster is carried away by the water current.
Earnings: Never depend on a single source of income.. [At least make your Investments get you second earning]
Spending: If you buy things you don't need, you'll soon sell things you need.
Savings: Don't save what is left after spending; Spend what is left after saving.
Borrowings: The borrower becomes the lender's slave..




Accounting: It's no use carrying an umbrella, if your shoes are leaking.
Auditing: Beware of little expenses; A small leak can sink a large ship.
Risk-taking: Never test the depth of the river with both feet. [Have an alternate plan ready]


Investment: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
I'm certain that those who have already been practicing these principles remain financially healthy. I'm equally confident that those who resolve to start practicing these principles will quickly regain their financial health.

HIV -Be Aware...!!

FROM : Arvind Khamitkar, I.A.S, Director of Medical
& Research Div, Chennai

Dear Friends,

A few weeks ago, in a movie theatre, a person felt
something poking from her seat.
When she got up to see what it was, she found a
needle sticking out of the seat with a note attached saying

"You have just been infected by
HIV"..

The Disease Control Center (in Paris) reports many similar
events in many other cities recently. All tested needles were HI V Positive..

The Center also reports that needles have been found
in cash dispensers at public banking machines. We ask everyone to use extreme caution when faced with
this kind of situation. All public chairs/seats should be inspected withvigilance and caution before use. A careful visual inspection should be enough. In addition, they ask that each of you pass this message along to all members of your family and your friends of the potential danger.

Recently, one doctor has narrated a somewhat similar
instance that hppened to one of his patients at the Priya Cinema in Delhi . A young girl, engaged and about to be married in a couple of months, was pricked while the movie
was going on. The tag with the needle had the message

"Welcome to the World of HIV family".

Though the doctors told her family that it takes about 6
months before the virus grows strong enough to start
damaging the system and a healthy victim could survive about 5-6 years,the girl died in 4 months, perhaps more because of the "Shock thought".
We all have to be careful at public places, rest God help! Just think about saving a life byforwarding this message. Please, take a few seconds of your time to pass along.


With Regards, Arvind Khamitkar ,
I.A.S, Director of Medical & Research Div, Chennai.

Newtons' unspecified Law........

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.


LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.


LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.


LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner


LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.


BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.


LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases

when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.


LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!


LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach


THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last


LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Know your customer....

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"


The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters...







First poster - A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.
Second poster - man is drinking our Cola.
Third poster- Our man is now totally refreshed.
Then these posters were pasted all over the place
"That should have worked," said the friend.

The salesman replied “I also didn't realize that Arabs go from right to left”

Explore New headset from Samsung..

You Cant Win with women

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'


W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'


CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!'



The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.


God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

Recession.....

XYZ Office -> A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees
are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within

3 mins & every employee gathered outside office. 10 mins

passed..................................5 more mins passed.








Security Officer -> Announcement started, "Dear Employees - With melting

heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a

last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employee. While

moving in who-so-ever ID card won't work are lay off & all their

belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this

approach as we don't want to fill email box size with layoff mail in

thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office". Hope you have nice

Ghajini effect

Law on arresting a woman

An incident took place in Pune - a young girl was
attacked by a man posing as a plain-clothes officer; he asked her to come to the
police station when she & her male friend did not have a driver's
license to show. He sent the boy off to get his license and asked the girl to
accompany him to the police station . Took her instead to an isolated area where
the horrendous crime was committed. The law which most of us are not aware
of] clearly states that between 6 pm and 6 am, a woman has the right to
REFUSE to go to the Police Station, even if an arrest warrant has been
issued against her. It is a procedural issue that a woman can not be
arrested between 6pm and 6am, ONLY if she is arrested by a woman officer
& taken to an ALL WOMEN police station . Moreover, if a male
officer arrests her, it has to be proven that a woman officer was on duty at the
time of arrest. Please fwd this 2 as many girls you know. Also to boys coz
this can help them protect their wife, friends, sisters and mother. It is good
for us to know our rights................