Software Marathi..

१. रिकाम्या मोनीटरला स्क्रीन सेवर फार.

२. आपलाच कीबोर्ड अन आपलाच माउस .

३. सोफ्टवेअर नको पण व्हायरस आवर .

४. विंडोज दाखव नाहीतर इंsन्स्टलेशन कर.

५. उचलला पांइंटर नी लावला आयकोनला.

६. फोर-एट-सिक्स् च्या कळपात सेलेरोन शहाणा .

७. लॅपटॉपचे बिर्हाड पाठीवर .

८. आपला तो ‘पी.सी.’ दुसऱ्याचे ते ‘मशीन’.

९. व्हायरसच्या मनात अॅटीव्हायरस .

१०. स्रीचे वय ,पुरुषाचा पगार, अन कॉम्पुटरचा स्पीड विचारू नये .

११. अडला कॉम्पूटर यु.पी.एस. चे पाय धरी .

१२. मनी वसे ते मोनिटरवर दिसे.

१३. हार्ड डिस्क सलामत तो सॉफ्टवेअर पचास .

Communication problem ....

Memo from CEO to Manager



Today at 11 o'clock there will be total eclipse of the sun. This is when
the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is something
that cannot be seen every day, time will be allowed for employees to view
the eclipse in the parking lot. Staff should meet in the lot at ten to
eleven, when I will deliver a short speech introducing the eclipse, and
giving some background information. Safety goggles will be made available at
a small cost.



Memo from Manager to Department Head:



Today at ten to eleven, all staff should meet in the car park. This will be
followed by a total eclipse of the sun, which will appear for two minutes.
For a moderate cost, this will be made safe with goggles. The CEO will
deliver a short speech beforehand to give us all some information. This is
not something that can be seen every day.



Memo from Department Head to Floor Manager:



The CEO will today deliver a short speech to make the sun disappear for two
minutes in the form of an eclipse. This is something that cannot be seen
every day, so staff will meet in the car park at ten or eleven. This will be
safe, if you pay a moderate cost.



Memo from Floor Manager to Supervisor:



Ten or eleven staff are to go to the cark park, where CEO will eclipse the
sun for two minutes. This doesn't happen every day. It will be safe, and as
usual it will cost you.



Memo From supervisor to staff:



Some staff will go to the car park today to see the CEO disappear. It is a
pity this doesn't happen every day.

Communication problem ....

Memo from CEO to Manager



Today at 11 o'clock there will be total eclipse of the sun. This is when
the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is something
that cannot be seen every day, time will be allowed for employees to view
the eclipse in the parking lot. Staff should meet in the lot at ten to
eleven, when I will deliver a short speech introducing the eclipse, and
giving some background information. Safety goggles will be made available at
a small cost.



Memo from Manager to Department Head:



Today at ten to eleven, all staff should meet in the car park. This will be
followed by a total eclipse of the sun, which will appear for two minutes.
For a moderate cost, this will be made safe with goggles. The CEO will
deliver a short speech beforehand to give us all some information. This is
not something that can be seen every day.



Memo from Department Head to Floor Manager:



The CEO will today deliver a short speech to make the sun disappear for two
minutes in the form of an eclipse. This is something that cannot be seen
every day, so staff will meet in the car park at ten or eleven. This will be
safe, if you pay a moderate cost.



Memo from Floor Manager to Supervisor:



Ten or eleven staff are to go to the cark park, where CEO will eclipse the
sun for two minutes. This doesn't happen every day. It will be safe, and as
usual it will cost you.



Memo From supervisor to staff:



Some staff will go to the car park today to see the CEO disappear. It is a
pity this doesn't happen every day.