Tips for the ladies in year 2008

• Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

• If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.

• Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

• In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

• Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

• I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here. Lead me not into tempetation, I can find it myself.

• When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

• Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else ex boyfriend..!!

Modern Womens Poem...!!

He didn’t like the curry
And he didn’t like my cake
He said my biscuits were too hard…
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn’t prepare the coffee right
He didn’t like the stew,
I didn’t mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Isn’t there anything I could do?
To match his mothers shoe...
Then I smiled as I saw light
One thing I could definitely do
I turned around and slapped him tight !!
Like his mother used to...